Unfortunate Business Names

Dear RizzaCars.com,

Every time I hear your name, I think of the Wu Tang Clan.

Sorry I won’t be buying cars from you. No offense.

I just don’t feel comfy with the idea that you might have a salesman called Ghostface Killah, because I’m pretty sure I would lose it for sure.

The jingle’s pretty catchy; my most insincere thanks for the annoying earworm.